bury me with a stake of holly through my heart after i swallow two pounds of mistletoe because im ready to sacrifice myself this holiday season
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relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)
stills from the weirdest, loneliest but also most lovely porn film ever.
imagine if prostate cancer research was marketed like breast cancer
women in “i <3 pegging” bracelets
"save the anal!"
if I were itachi uchiha I would summon the susan-oo great skeleton warrior messenger of the spiritual world and darkness, herald of the evil light to jack my dick